Remains of the Day: Katie Holmes is Not Pregnant

  • Despite Katie Holmes’ bloated appearance, her rep said she is not pregnant… she’s just retaining water or something. Nothing some vitamins can’t fix. [Celebitchy]
  • Avril Lavigne is so cute; she thinks people give a damn about her music. [Wire Girl]
  • Jessica Simpson is reportedly torn between two dudes. Will she choose John Mayer or Tony Romo? [Hot Rag]
  • Britney Spears a cheater? The always reliable Star magazine claimed Brit hooked up with sleazy music producer J.R. Rotem before she separated from hubby Kevin Federline. [INO]
  • Breaking news: an “American Idol” loser got a hair cut. [Evil Beet]
  • Rumors continue to swirl about Matthew Fox’s future on “Lost.” [ICYDK]
  • Paris Hilton geared up for next movie role, the Oscar-worthy The Hottie and the Nottie, with some acting classes. After seeing her performance in House of Wax, I think the classes are an excellent idea. [CW]

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