Remains of the Day: J Lo Ain’t Adopting

  • Forget the adoption rumors–Jennifer Lopez’s rep claimed the reports of her client adopting a baby from Puerto Rico are false. [The Bosh]
  • Hundreds of disappointed fans walked out of Robbie Williams’ concert in Melbourne recently. Perhaps he showed his ass onstage again? [SOW]
  • Britney Spears invited Access Hollywood into her home and tried to convince them to buy some perfume off her Christmas tree. [CW]
  • Matthew Broderick is sick of this holiday shit. [ICYDK]
  • Martha Stewart couldn’t continue her relationship with Anthony Hopkins because she just wasn’t down with cannibalism. [WWTDD]
  • Tackling a random Christmas tree is still the best thing to ever happen to Kiefer Sutherland’s career. [INO]
  • Rihanna and her fivehead did a good deed recently by making an appearance at the children’s wing of St. Vincent’s Hospital. [Yeeeah]