Remains of the Day: Covet Sarah Jessica Parker

August 9th, 2007 // 9 Comments
  • Sarah Jessica Parker and her bulging biceps would like to sell you some perfume. [Yeeeah]
  • A Dallas woman endured labor pains in order to audition in front of American Idol judges. Luckily, she made it through the next round, and her baby boy was born hours later. [Defamer]
  • David Beckham and his injured ankle chilled around Washington DC this week while the LA Galaxy prepared for their game tonight. [CW]
  • The author of Skinny Bitch has Victoria Beckham to thank for her recent surge in book sales; one week after Beckham was spotted clutching the diet guide, it shot up the NYT Best Sellers list. [RR]
  • Whitney Houston was spotted dining with ex-husband Bobby Brown at a Joe’s Crab Shack in Georgia this week. Cheesy theme restaurants really do work miracles for relationships. [DS]



  1. devil

    I’m sure SJP is lovely on the inside, but she’s the ugliest woman I’ve seen in a long time. Really, she looks like she should be peeping out of graves.

  2. Earl

    HA HA….I have to laugh at that comment. More because I was thinking the same thing. You gotta love the fact that she walks and acts like she is the most beautiful woman on the face of the earth.

    She needs to be selling what ever mirror she is using. Any homely low self esteemed person would suddenly see a movie star

  3. I wonder what this smells like. I’m not a fan of her first perfume Lovely.

  4. LoRider

    I just don’t find Ruth Buzzi that sexy. Maybe it’s just me.

    Ride Lo

  5. Is that Mr. Ed hawking perfume?

  6. Zekers

    “I just don’t find Ruth Buzzi that sexy.”
    Excellent LoRider!

  7. nastybugger

    “ruth buzzy”…

    heh, heh, heh…good one!

  8. Earl

    Then of course there is that mole too.

    “…….toss her a quarter, & tell her to get a rat to chew that mole off……”

    You would think, with her money and obvious vanity, she would get it taken care of. Cindy Crawford pulled off the beauty mark thing. SJP isn’t pulling it off by any stretch.

  9. holls

    Every time I see her I think of Peter on the family guy saying she has a face like a foot.
    Cracks me up!

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