Remains of the Day: Covet Sarah Jessica Parker

  • Sarah Jessica Parker and her bulging biceps would like to sell you some perfume. [Yeeeah]
  • A Dallas woman endured labor pains in order to audition in front of American Idol judges. Luckily, she made it through the next round, and her baby boy was born hours later. [Defamer]
  • David Beckham and his injured ankle chilled around Washington DC this week while the LA Galaxy prepared for their game tonight. [CW]
  • The author of Skinny Bitch has Victoria Beckham to thank for her recent surge in book sales; one week after Beckham was spotted clutching the diet guide, it shot up the NYT Best Sellers list. [RR]
  • Whitney Houston was spotted dining with ex-husband Bobby Brown at a Joe’s Crab Shack in Georgia this week. Cheesy theme restaurants really do work miracles for relationships. [DS]