Remains of the Day: Britney Needs to Shout it Out

  • Britney Spears allegedly barfed all over Les Deux restaurant. I guess that explains the stains on her dress. [Yeeeah]
  • Gus Van Sant is such a celebrity trend follower; the director was arrested on DUI charges this week. [Towleroad]
  • Is anyone else freaked out that Paris Hilton appears to be missing teeth? [CW]
  • The battle of the disco music-loving porn star versus the folk music-loving hippie heats up. [Defamer]
  • Despite rumors to the contrary, friends claim Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordan are still going strong. [Gabsmash]
  • That dude from ‘Laguna Beach’ is totally banging that broad from the Pussycat Dolls. [Crazy Gossip]

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