Remains of the Day: Brian Dunkleman is Still Bitter

  • Former “American Idol” host Brian Dunkleman is a total sweetheart: during a sad rant, Dunkleman wished AIDS upon his ex-co-host, Ryan Seacrest. Sorry, Dunkleman, but AIDS jokes will never be funny. [Towleroad]
  • Claudia Schiffer dropped trou for French Vogue, but you know, in a classy way. [Grumpiest]
  • Congrats to America Ferrara; the “Ugly Betty” star walked away with the Best TV Actress nod at this weekend’s Imagen Awards honoring Hispanics in the entertainment industry. [CW]
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt went cleavage-free at Comic-Con 2007 in San Diego on Saturday. [Bastardly]
  • Shorty Joe Pesci reportedly asked former model Angie Everhart to marry him. Let’s hope he gets an iron-clad pre-nup. [Gabsmash]
  • Penelope Cruz teamed up with sister Monica to star in the ad campaign for Mango’s Autumn/Winter collection. [JJ]
  • Johnny Depp and his French family apparently plan to spend more time in the US; the actor paid $2 million for a penthouse apartment in downtown Los Angeles. [RES]