Remains of the Day: Barbie Alters Hilary Duff’s Life

January 3rd, 2007 // 3 Comments
  • Hilary Duff broke up with Joel Madden because he wouldn’t look good as a Ken Doll? Say it isn’t so! [CW]
  • Seeing Paris Hilton being hit in the face with a piece of ice actually makes me feel sorry for her. I hate that feeling. [TMZ]
  • Yes, your Clay Aiken tattoo was probably a bad idea. [BWE]
  • Britney Spears allegedly commissioned an artist to “immortalize” her post-baby bod in a painting. You can blame James Cameron for this decision; Brit came up with this brilliant idea after watching “Titanic.” [SOW]
  • Donald Trump‘s wife Melania may be able to trump Tara Reid in the worst boob job category. [Celebitchy]
  • The new year isn’t going so well for Styles P; the rapper was hit by a truck after angering the driver by throwing napkins at him. [Yeeeah]

  1. Lisa

    Um, please add NSFW even if you think it’s obvious. Thanks.

  2. sandy

    Why women let doctors surgically implant sacks of saline into their chest cavities perplexes me. They always look like baseballs sitting on a woman’s chest. UGH!!!

  3. sandy

    p.s. Sacks of silicone are worse. And very dangerous.

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