Remains of the Day: Barbie Alters Hilary Duff’s Life

  • Hilary Duff broke up with Joel Madden because he wouldn’t look good as a Ken Doll? Say it isn’t so! [CW]
  • Seeing Paris Hilton being hit in the face with a piece of ice actually makes me feel sorry for her. I hate that feeling. [TMZ]
  • Yes, your Clay Aiken tattoo was probably a bad idea. [BWE]
  • Britney Spears allegedly commissioned an artist to “immortalize” her post-baby bod in a painting. You can blame James Cameron for this decision; Brit came up with this brilliant idea after watching “Titanic.” [SOW]
  • Donald Trump’s wife Melania may be able to trump Tara Reid in the worst boob job category. [Celebitchy]
  • The new year isn’t going so well for Styles P; the rapper was hit by a truck after angering the driver by throwing napkins at him. [Yeeeah]