Remains of the Day: A Few New Heroes

  • A little Heroes promo spoof. A few naughty words are included, so NSFW. [Pop Culture Junkies]
  • Lindsay Lohan preferred to party with Steve-O, rather than go to the memorial service for the man she called “the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years.” I guess that would make Steve-O like a funny uncle to her? [CW]
  • Britney Spears’ fragrance line isn’t selling as well as it used to.
    Apparently, smelling like a bald crackhead isn’t very appealing to
    consumers. [SOW]
  • Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz really gets around; when he isn’t leaving clubs with Lindsay Lohan and/or Ashlee Simpson, he’s making out with Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ teenaged daughter Rumer. [EB]
  • Jessica Simpson recently did a very good deed; Simpson gave a new 8-passenger van to an orphanage in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. [WWTDD]
  • What’s up with celebrities trying to market their own hot sauce? [Stereogum]
  • Today marks the 20th anniversary of Andy Warhol’s death from a sudden heart attack. Website Towleroad honored the artist by remembering a few of his memorable quotes regarding death and dying. [Towleroad]