Remains: My Eyes! My Eyes!

  • Jenna Jameson’s frail body in a bikini is one of the most frightening things I’ve ever seen. [GH]
  • Despite her personal problems, Whitney Houston can still sing. [SOW]
  • Snoop Dogg served up a naughty rap for Flavor Flav’s Comedy Central roast. [WW]
  • This week, another professional wrestler died. Police are investigating the cause of death of forty-three year old Brian Adams, aka “Crush.” [CS]
  • Tara Reid stepped out last night looking somewhat sober. [CW]
  • Kim Kardashian supported Joe Francis via her t-shirt. [Bastardly]
  • Adrianne Curry’s Myspace photo collection brings the lulz. [RR]
  • Charlize Theron broke out the cleavage for her upcoming film “Hancock.” [DS]