Rejoice! ‘The Real Housewives Of The Bible’ Shall Save Us! [VIDEO]

Smut is everywhere, heathens.  Housewives from cities across the nation are partying like it’s junior year in public high school, but it’s time to check yaself.  Created by Evangelist Ty Adams, The Real Housewives Of The Bible is a straight-to-dvd series that sets housewivery back on the straight and narrow.  “I was frustrated with what I was seeing,” the CEO of Heaven Enterprises said, according to ABC. “A lot of society is looking towards programming to educate them on relationships and these shows haven’t effectively done that. They have ruined and tainted our ability to secure good relationships and to make women into good wives.”

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Each women featured will deal with a struggle relating to stories from the Bible, according to Adams.  “Telling these age-old stories of adultery, loneliness and longing through entertainment helps women relate.”

Yeah, this sounds exactly like the other Housewives shows.  Let’s just go back to waiting for The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills to return.   Hey, they won a Critics’ Choice Award and displayed biblical behavior at the ceremony last month.

Check out a preview of The Real Housewives Of The Bible after the jump.