Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal: Star-Crossed Lovers

May 27th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Reese and Jake have spotted their paparazzi stalkers who are most likely hanging from a tree across the street shouting, “REESE! JAKE! REESE! JAKE!” which is what they do here in Los Angeles. It’s probably because paparazzi agencies have started hiring howler monkeys since all they need to be able to do is yell and press a button.

In other silly news, Hollywood psychic Kenny Kingston claims that Reese and Jake’s romance is destined to be, since the couple began a relationship in past lives that was cut short by WWI. According to Kingston, “He was a doctor, she was a nurse. They worked closely together and were also romantically involved. But too soon, he was called to more active duty and they were separated.”

I have a feeling that it was at this point that Kenny fished out an 75-page screenplay from his drawer and said, “Now, if you could just figure out a way to get this to either one of them. I’m pretty sure we could get it made with just under $10 million.”

Photos: INFDaily

More photos of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are after the jump.

Photos: INFDaily

By Lisa Timmons
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