Reese And Jake Bringing It Out In The Open

October 23rd, 2007 // 11 Comments

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are finally coming out of the closet with their romance. And I have to say, the beard is finally working. Beards go through stages. One of those stages is called “stray dog peering out of garbage can” and Jake had that going on for awhile. But it seems to be settling in nicely. Reese seems to like it since they’ve been making out in public.

new photos surfaced of Witherspoon and Gyllenhaal (dressed in matching black T-shirts and jeans) strolling hand-in-hand and smooching at Los Angeles International Airport October 22.

The pair had been returning from Rome, where they were promoting their new film. On October 19, Witherspoon, 31, was spotted resting her head on Gyllenhaal’s shoulder while walking through the streets as they enjoyed some downtime.

Reese also went on Ellen Degeneres and spoke with The Dog Abandoner about how cute Jake was. Ellen’s a dyke, what? Has that dog debacle traumatized her so much that she’s into the mens now? Reese said about Jake – “he’s great”! Why does this all remind me of junior high?

Photos: Getty Images

By J. Harvey
  1. green cardigan

    ….If I knew for just one second, you’d be back to bother me, Go On Now Go!…..

    Woops! Oh, they are talking about their romance. How fab.

    ….I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave the key…..

  2. someone

    Where are the pictures?

  3. green cardigan

    The Dog Abandoner , lol

  4. Audrey

    I think Jake’s ultimate role would be Santa Claus. He has twinkly eyes.

  5. silvarga

    Poor Jakey…

    Forced to play along in this silly little ruse cooked up by his handlers. It’s not like anyone believes this crap.

  6. stolidog

    ah, the romantic photo ops.

    gay. and why shouldn’t reese play along, she’s probably just bored at the moment.

    this “smile for the cameras” relationship will be over the day the Rendition DVD hits Blockbuster.

  7. stolidog

    ah, the romantic photo ops.

    gay. and why shouldn’t reese play along, she’s probably just bored at the moment.

    this “smile for the cameras” relationship will be over the day the Rendition DVD hits Blockbuster.

    i hope i didn’t just double or triple post BTW (my apologies if i did)

  8. green cardigan

    stolidog – and wait for it. They’ll whine that the paps were hounding them and the pressure ended their relationship. Weep.

  9. green cardigan

    Or Jake will cry on Oprah and say Reese wouldn’t buy him his favourite flavour of Pedigree Chum.

    He is after all, half man, half labrador. Just not a straight one ;)

  10. jillian

    “Reese also went on Ellen Degeneres and spoke with The Dog Abandoner”

    hahaha TDA god I used to love that Ellen, now I cannot stand that ho

  11. ifyousayso

    i love how there is a story about them being photographed kissing in public and yet they aren’t even touching in the accompanying photo. when would there have been a more appropriate time to use a picture of them kissing than in a story about them being photographed kissing?

    reeks of publicity stunt.

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