Reese & Jake Deny Engagement, But We Refuse To Listen

August 4th, 2008 // 10 Comments

We’re like an immigrant grandmother who is pretending not to understand when Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal repeatedly inform us that they are not engaged, with a rep for the couple telling People magazine conclusively, “They are not engaged, getting married or any of the reports.”

But even as we hear that, we continue to pay attention to reports trickling in about the Reese and Jake relationship. Obviously, things are going well, as we can see from the various pictures taken while the two are out and about.

And now, the most recent rumor surrounding the two is that they are planning to get married on December 19th–on Jake’s birthday. An inside source told the Daily Mail, “Jake is telling everyone they are getting married at Christmas.”

The spy went on to say, “He told me he had proposed several times but she kept telling him she wanted to give their relationship more time. When he asked her again a couple of weeks ago, she finally said yes.”

Well, if this is true, I bet I know a certain “inside source” who won’t be getting an invite.

Click any photo to view all the photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon in the gallery!


We’re like an immigrant grandmother who is pretending not to understand when Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal repeatedly inform us that they are not engaged, with a rep for the couple telling People magazine conclusively, “They are not engaged, getting married or any of the reports.”

But even as we hear that, we continue to pay attention to reports
trickling in about the Reese and Jake relationship. Obviously, things
are going well, as we can see from the various pictures taken while the two are out and about.

And now, the most recent rumor surrounding the two is that they are planning to get married on December 19th–on Jake’s birthday. An inside source told the Daily Mail, “Jake is telling everyone they are getting married at Christmas.”

The spy went on to say, “He told me he had proposed several times but
she kept telling him she wanted to give their relationship more time.
When he asked her again a couple of weeks ago, she finally said yes.”

Well, if this is true, I bet I know a certain “inside source” who won’t be getting an invite.Click any photo to view all the photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. green cardigan

    ………….wind whispering the word ‘gay’ through the trees……..

  2. Blue cardigan

    ^^^Get over it IDIOT.

  3. green cardigan

    now now Blue Cardigan, no need to take it so personally.

  4. pink fluffy cardigan

    Come on, even if he marries her, they have 6 children, and a dog, he’ll still be gay.

    should have stayed with Austin, now he is cute.

  5. mama

    I don’t believe the denials either, bet they get married in the fall on Martha’s Vinyard.

  6. Lily

    Boring fauxmance. Jake is still gay.

    YAWN

  7. Jen

    God,

    those two fake fools are sooooo boring.

    And they are fooling only stupid fangirls.

  8. Net

    Please, there are some really pathetic people posting here who are so desperate to say that Jake is gay even if they have never met or slept with him. At least I would never say I know what anyone elses sexuality is, especially an actor I don’t know.

    You sound so boring and ignorant. Get a life and worry about your own sexuality.

  9. clay aiken

    I used to pretend too and everyone believed me!

  10. Jim

    Jake is gay and can’t hide it.

    Nothing wrong with that.

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