Jake Gyllenhaal Stunned Because He Might Have To Keep The Charade Going With A Wedding

May 16th, 2008 // 13 Comments

Rumors are swirling like the crack smoke around Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse about the possibility of a Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon engagement. Hence Jake’s facial expression. No one should have to marry their favorite shopping partner. They’re a companion for outlet shopping sprees! Not life!

A source says that Jake and Reese are thinking of taking the plunge.

“They’ve been talking marriage for a while. They’ll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together,” the source reports.

Apparently, Witherspoon wants to make things official for the sake of her two children with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe – Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.

“This is a very serious relationship. But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I’m sure she doesn’t want her kids to see her ‘living in sin’,” the “friend of the actress” says. Jesus, take your habit and wimple off, Reese. It’s 2008. She probably calls her breasts “dirtypillows”, too.

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

More of Jake Gyllenhaal at LAX after the jump.

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By J. Harvey
  1. green cardigan

    maybe there is truth in this. He might want to put the gay rumours to bed for once and for all, for the sake of his career. He’ll have a ready made family so there won’t be too much pressure on him to reproduce.

    if Reese is very traditional and conservative , there may well be no hanky panky before the sacrament is taken. And then it’s too late. Although, if she’s that conservative, why did she get divorced in the first place. She would have stuck it out till the bitter end.

    The mind boggles.

  2. devil

    Typical celebrity mentality: I couldn’t make the first marriage work, so I’ll just get married AGAIN. Lather, rinse, repeat. Always repeat.

  3. anon

    God Harvey your comments (Charade? Based on what?) are f**king tiring and unoriginal. Time to get new writers.

    I don’t buy the marriage rumors. The source is apparently OK magazine, which means it’s most likely bull.

  4. masquedance

    I just don’t understand this one. I’ve always thought it was an “open secret” in Hollywood that Jake was gay. Ted Casablancas has all but admitted that Jake is “Toothy Tile” in his blind items. So why would someone who seems as level-headed as Reese want to be a beard for someone – especially when it would involve bringing her children into the picture? Even if he is bi-sexual, she seems too conservative to go for that. She is too successful to need the publicity. All of this leaves me wondering if it is at possible that Jake is actually straight – but I can’t quite buy it.

  5. anon

    “She is too successful to need the publicity.”

    Bingo. No one has given a good reason as to why she would enter into a relationship that isn’t real. Some people need to look past their narrowmindedness. Staring with the writer of this blog.

  6. LindaB

    Wow..the hypocracy of it all….Jake just be who are you dude. In the end all you are left with is your integrity…just like the rest of us. Is your career that important…so much so you live a lie and what does that do to those two kids? Great role models…No one cares that you are gay, you can even marry in California now assuming any guy would want a you as a spineless husband.

  7. Ted Casablanca

    His grandmother has died you stupid fucks and Nailed is a wash out. Why should he smirk for the paps and you cunts?

  8. Anon

    oh I think there is plenty of hanky panky, they do stay in the same hotel room (with double bed) when they are away you know.

  9. Shelly

    Jake’s sister Maggie who Jake is very close
    with,doe not even like Reese.

    It won’t last if they get married.

  10. DrunKen LauRen

    J. my man… we will never see eye to eye about our man Jake.

    He did PLAY a good gay guy. this making him a GOOD actor… period chica, period…. end of story….

    next thing you will tell me is that MY son ARON,… check that out, that Nora backwards, never dawned on my… pretty cute… any who back to me…..

    you will tell me that my son’s daddy is also GAY “Oscar DeLa Joya”, **eyes rolled**

    J. you have plenty of cute buttuties gay celebs… leave Jake to me… Gracias Chica

  11. les

    Does anyone have ironclad proof that this man is gay? Other than that idiot Ted Casablancas saying so? Of course not. The man played a gay character, so have a lot of actors and actresses. Does that make them gay?

    The comment that the marriage won’t work because his sister doesn’t like Reese is ludicrous at best.

  12. les

    Does anyone have ironclad proof that this man is gay? Other than that idiot Ted Casablancas saying so? Of course not. The man played a gay character, so have a lot of actors and actresses. Does that make them gay?

    The comment that the marriage won’t work because his sister doesn’t like Reese is ludicrous at best.

    I was married once before and got married again and am extremely happy and I am not a celebrity. Also, she got divorced because her husband cheated on her quite publicly.

    Some of these comments are so stupid it hurts.

  13. arttart2020

    Dear Masquedance,
    Are you new here? Or did you just “forget” about Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch & pathetically playing the supposed role of a man in love professing his new undying love for a young Ms. Katie Holmes? Then, before the dumb-founded Ms. Holmes was able to catch her breath or escape old Tom rushes her into an engagement. Next, supposedly old Tom who doesn’t really like ladies gets her preggers (believe me there are many who remain skeptical including yours truly about dear innocent Suri’s paternity.) And just to outdo himself old Tom dazzles her & the world even further by taking her to Italy to be married in some beautiful ancient church/castle. hummm? Note to Tom: You can get married but you will never be able to stop the rumors of your gayness. As they said in South Park, “Tom just come out of the closet.” Tralalalalaa
    Even if Jake plays for both “teams”, I think he will be better choice for Reese b/c her children seem to really like him & where else can you get a shopping partner who loves the very same things you do & more?
    Now remember Masquedance, please in the future let us make certain before we post on these informative little gossip blogs we are familiar w/the current state of not only ours affairs but more importantly the Celebes’ affairs themselves of whom we are gossiping about…it is only proper, really it is.
    Ciao,
    arttart

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