Jake Gyllenhaal Stunned Because He Might Have To Keep The Charade Going With A Wedding

Rumors are swirling like the crack smoke around Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse about the possibility of a Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon engagement. Hence Jake’s facial expression. No one should have to marry their favorite shopping partner. They’re a companion for outlet shopping sprees! Not life!

A source says that Jake and Reese are thinking of taking the plunge.

“They’ve been talking marriage for a while. They’ll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together,” the source reports.

Apparently, Witherspoon wants to make things official for the sake of her two children with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe – Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.

“This is a very serious relationship. But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I’m sure she doesn’t want her kids to see her ‘living in sin’,” the “friend of the actress” says. Jesus, take your habit and wimple off, Reese. It’s 2008. She probably calls her breasts “dirtypillows”, too.

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