Reese And Jake Might Be Over


Were they officially together? All I ever saw was an on-set photo and then some pictures purporting to be of their SUV’s following each other. So unless their cars were screwing, I need more proof! Sources are saying that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s alleged romance seems to have cooled. She probably got tired of the constant talk about cycling. We get it, it’s an amazing experience – keep it to ya self. We’re sick of talk about pedals and the millionth time someone almost ran your ass over.

Reese Witherspoon had an evening of laughs and libations at L.A.’s La Terza on June 16 with pal Renée Zellweger and six other friends.

Missing? Beau Jake Gyllenhaal, 26. Though sources say the duo, who began dating in March (five months after her split from Ryan Phillippe, 32), had been getting serious in recent weeks – he bonded with her two kids and met her mom – Us Weekly has learned the couple have cooled.

What exactly happened is after the jump.

“She has either called it off or is just taking a break,” says a Witherspoon source.

The hitch? If may have been too much, too soon for the actress, 31, still smarting from her divorce.

“She cares for Jake, but the timing is crappy,” says the insider. “She doesn’t have enough emotional space for him right now.”

Jakey G was recently quoted as telling a friend that he’s “single”. And Reese? It’s Jake Gyllenhaal – you make emotional space. You make space in your head, your heart and your vagina. It’s Jake Gyllenhaal – it’s puppy dog eyes, and he’s softly speaking above swirly chest hair. I’d make room in my skull with a drill if he asked me to.