Reason 453 That We Hate ‘Laguna Beach’

November 17th, 2005 // 9 Comments

The inclusion of these helpful photos should spell it out for you. If not – the fact that a “cast member” would date Kimberly Stewart is enough to conclude that all the Laguna Beach cast members must be insane.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. moss

    That dress… it is heinous. Kim, that dress is not fun and kicky. It is ugly and polyester looking.

  2. RoXyChick

    ET is confirming that Talan & Kim Stew are ENGAGED!!!

    Check it out:

  3. King Smart Ian

    Pug-Fugly, no chest to speak of, but I have to say – nice legs

  4. shouldbeworking

    HELLO….Hasn’t anyone seen the blurb on People magazine’s website yet? These two are engaged. I think I am going to lose my coffee. Could she be any more atrocious??

  5. tocutetoscoot

    Hey Kim, how about finding someone around your own age?! If she is not scraping the pond for boyfriends she scouring the school yard.

  6. KittyLiterati

    To quote from the blurb:”‘He really likes her and they’re having a good time.’”
    I suppose that other accepted prerequisites for engagement, like, say, love, are now out the window.

  7. King Smart Ian

    Like the saying goes: “I wouldn’t fuck her with Bea Arthur’s dick”

  8. From E.T.’s website:
    Kimberly Stewart Engaged

    November 16, 2005

    ET has confirmed that KIMBERLY STEWART is engaged to “Laguna Beach” cast member TALAN TORRIERO. The 26-year-old daughter of rocker ROD STEWART recently split from “Girls Gone Wild” producer JOE FRANCIS. She was previously engaged to musician CISCO ADLER back in autumn of 2004. No word yet on a wedding date for Kimberly and Talan.

    The twosome, who have reportedly been dating for two months, made their first public appearance as an engaged couple Wednesday night at the XBox 360 party in Beverly Hills, where the rock royal showed off her multiple-carat diamond. Talan, who is 7 years Kimberly’s junior, recently revealed to MTV that he is in the process of making an album.

    For more on the happy couple’s wedding plans, watch tonight’s ET!


    he’s just using her to get closer to Paris

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