Real Housewives Of Orange County: Quickie

Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County has Vicki Gunvalson so hell-bent on buying a million-dollar boat on which to throw cocktail parties to bond with her now-of-legal-drinking-age daughter that she’s willing to sell her vacation home.

Former Playboy pin-up Jeana Keough distracts herself from her divorce from her husband (who is still living with her) by remodeling her bedroom full of glamour shots and paintings of her young, hot self as a reminder of her masturbation-inspiring past.

Tamra Barney accompanies her mother for a face-lift consultation, only to find that her mother’s new new face might have her looking within 4 years of her daughter’s age, inspiring the housewife to get lip injections and to reminisce about her past boob job.

Lauri Peterson is happy and in love with her new hubby, whose plan to have them honeymoon in Dubai is shot down when Lauri claims that it’s only really fun to visit on a layover for some shopping.

The new girl in town is 30-year-old Gretchen Rossi, engaged to a 23-years-her-senior Kenny Rogers lookalike suffering from leukemia named Jeff. The couple trick out Gretchen’s engagement ring with a new stone. Jeff’s an old pro at this having been married five times. He knows when to fold ‘em, apparently, but not when to hold ‘em.


Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County has Vicki Gunvalson
so hell-bent on buying a million-dollar boat on which to throw cocktail
parties to bond with her now-of-legal-drinking-age daughter that she’s
willing to sell her vacation home.Former Playboy pin-up Jeana Keough distracts
herself from her divorce from her husband (who is still living with
her) by remodeling her bedroom full of glamour shots and paintings of
her young, hot self as a reminder of her masturbation-inspiring past.Tamra Barney
accompanies her mother for a face-lift consultation, only to find that
her mother’s new new face might have her looking within 4 years of her
daughter’s age, inspiring the housewife to get lip injections and to
reminisce about her past boob job.
Lauri Peterson is happy and in love with
her new hubby, whose plan to have them honeymoon in Dubai is shot down
when Lauri claims that it’s only really fun to visit on a layover for
some shopping.The new girl in town is 30-year-old Gretchen Rossi, engaged to a 23-years-her-senior Kenny Rogers lookalike suffering from leukemia named Jeff.
The couple trick out Gretchen’s engagement ring with a new stone.
Jeff’s an old pro at this having been married five times. He knows when
to fold ‘em, apparently, but not when to hold ‘em.