Real Housewives Husband Says His Heterosexuality Is Real

“Just because you love Speedos doesn’t mean you’re gay.”

Simon (of Alex and Simon on Real Housewives of New York) talks about the rumors that he might be gay. Wait a minute, you mean the fact that he loves shopping with his wife Alex (“We are each other’s stylist,” she has said) enjoys trips to the spa and owns an extensive Speedo collection has people thinking that he might secretly harbor love that dare not speak its name?

Well, if he wasn’t before, the after seeing these pictures of his kooky wife, Alex McCord, he should be now.