Readers Mothering Advice To Britney Spears

April 14th, 2005 // 6 Comments

Many readers have sent in their advice and tips for Britney and Kevin on how to be great parents. You still have time to do so before we forward them on to the Federlines.

Email us your suggestions –

Plenty of late nights and vodka and red bull. That ‘ll sort junior out, make him/her tough.

Good God whatever she does DON’T let her dress the poor child. She’s had such a horrible influence on the teens wardrobes. I shudder to think what, I’m not a Zygote not yet a baby, will be sporting. As for Mr. Spears, should he leave her for another floptart in his one man procreation tour, seems to me both she and les enfant will be better off. Just sayin’!~

You should be careful about your snack foods from now on considering your child may asphixiate in the cloud of Cheeto dust. Just a helpful hint.

brittany needs to treat her step children as equals to her birthchild or her marriage is doomed and she will hurt her child more than she will ever know.

even if her marriage doesn’t last her child will have blood siblings that the child needs to grow up knowing and loving. i have seen my grandchildren endure more pain in their short lives because the parents were shallow enough to cut off all contact with each other when their “love” didn’t work out.

good luck and enjoy adulthood.

More sage advice after the jump.

[photo via JJB]


Red Bull in a baby bottle is not a good idea, ok?

Dear Britney,
Get your husband fixed.


Give Shar Jackson a call, I’m sure she can give you lot’s of tips.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Steve

    Here’s some advice to Britt and Kev for the good of the baby. Give it up for adoption. Anybody who thinks young Brittney is not going to become bored with being a Mom and having to plan EVERYTHING around the child needs to have their head examined.
    This kid in their care will:
    A) Be raised by a Nanny
    B) Grow up to be overprivledged trailer trash
    C) Be The drug addled child of a former Pop Tart
    D) Be fatherless inside of a year.

    I choose D because I get the feeling that Kfed ended up with Britt so that he could live the party life instead of the home life with Shar and the 3 kids. Time for him to move on I predict. With a sizable portion of Britt’s fortune.

  2. HollbackBoy

    There are so many reasons to disapprove of this conception…not sure fry consumption is one of them. Let the ho have a fry.

  3. April

    I hate Kevin. He is just a moocher he will move on with her millions. It’s obvious he doesn’t want responsiblity, as he dumped his PREGANAT girlfriend.

    And I hate Britney because Justin Timberlake was a nice and sweet guy and she cheated on him to end up with a white trash human being and she, herself, to turn to sh**.

    To bring a child into a mess, that is her life, is just a crime against humanity.

  4. panthurrrr

    Of course, it didn’t take long. Bloggers are already scooping up the bait.

    Haha. In case you couldn’t get enough elsewhere!

  5. I think Kevin is a little gold diggin punk who should quit exploiting weathy young women and make his own stance in life instead of hiding behind brit.
    Come on Kev step up to the plate and get a pair!

  6. Jessica

    I’m sorry age has nothing to do with it. She can see past her own selfish ideas, come on riding with a baby in your lap, she should go live with hill billys where she belongs

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