Whitney Houston To Ray J: “Shut Up About Us Already, Mouthy Bitch!”
Whitney Houston is experiencing a couple of setbacks in her stirring comeback. Namely, that every man she’s been with in the last ten years is writing about her sex life. The ladies haven’t come forward, yet. But they are going to need money for crack rock sooner or later, so sit tight.
After Whitney split from Bobby Brown (Bobby Brown? IS THAT YOU?), she took up with young recording artist/porn entrepreneur Ray J. Friends say Ray J had himself photographed with Whitney at every possible opportunity. Slut.
Anyway, they ended things but Ray J appears to be embroiling himself in Whitney’s business once more. He’s recorded a “dis track” (god, I am really lame and white when I type that) to Bobby Brown’s recent tell-all book about Whitney’s drug use and bisexuality.
“Is that your wife, is that your shorty, well I’m her boyfriend . . . I think the problem is you don’t beat it right . . . Making love is cool, just pull her hair sometimes,” Ray J sings on the track entitled “Boyfriend.” Wow, he’s a real talent. He’s going to go places. Wouldn’t he have pulled her weave off during lovemaking? Those weave tracks must have been poppin’. Who am I kidding? He probably tugged once and she belted him in the face. Ms. Whitney is no one’s punk.
Ray J’s a total media whore. He also taped himself pissing on Kim Kardashian and ran to every venue he could to sell it. Love in this club! Can’t knock his hustle.