Ramiele Malubay Discovers That Cute Has An Expiration Date

We all saw this one coming. Ramiele Malubay got tossed on American Idol last night. Her performance of “Here You Come Again” on Dolly Parton Night did nothing for the judges or America. This should have happened awhile ago. She was a cute little dumpling, but Amanda Overmyer and Chikezie got screwed because of her. That demogoblin Kristy Lee Cook is still wrapped in the American flag and hanging on tight. Why? WHY? The only thing I can think of is that she’s got some pictures of Simon exposing himself at a playground. Did Brooke White dress AS Dolly Parton last night?

David Cook’s fine, by the way. You can come down off your ledges.