Rachel Zoe Has The Vocabulary Of An 8 Year Old Girl, Circa ’97

Remember Rachel Zoes show on Bravo? It was called The Rachel Zoe Project, proof in the pooding that Zoe is not that creative. Well it’s coming back for a third season on August 3 and all the dramz about her assistant Taylor Jacobson is gonna finally be discussed.

Basically after the second season wrapped, a season, if you’ll recall, that was full of Taylor bitching and moaning about Golden Child Brad – Rachel’s other bow-tie sporting gay BFF assistant – word got out that Tay had been terminated over lost or stolen clothes, as Page Six reported. But was the drama real or for the show? Ever so eloquently, Rachel used her words to paint the scene.

“That was so real that I cannot even tell you how real that actually was,” said Zoe. “It was like, I hired Brad, this little angel, and then Taylor just went in for the kill. And I, like, did not see that coming. I always knew what she was capable of, but who knew that was going to happen with the camera?”

When asked if she stayed in contact with Taylor, Zoe said, “The answer to that would be: I would love to tell you but I would have to kill you. You’ll see it on season three.”

Couldn’t you just D.I.E.? Actually, I wish Rachel Zoe new more W.O.R.D.S.