Rachel Zoe? Eat Something.

December 8th, 2008 // 6 Comments

The fashion industry’s Cruella De Ville (we’re not counting Anna Wintour because that old maid will pull a stilleto out of her fur muff and kill you) Rachel Zoe showed up the “The Cracked Xmas Fundraiser” at The Wiltern in Los Angeles on Sunday looking like Angelina Jolie should be visiting her in an impoverished village in Africa. Damn. That’s not healthy or cool. Zoe. Even if it’s natural.

Zoe, who just had her Bravo series renewed for a second season, showed up in a black dress that showed off a visible rib cage and clavicle. Yet, Zoe complains about how she’s become the poster girl for scary thin broads.

“We’ve had Audrey Hepburn, we’ve had Twiggy, we’ve had Veruschka, we’ve had Kate Moss,” she said. “I’m trying to figure out why I am to blame for skinniness. Truthfully, I’ve never seen myself as being too thin,” she added.
“Sometimes I’ll look at photos and be like, ‘Oh, that’s not a good
look. ‘But generally speaking, I’m not too thin.”

Time for Lasik, honey. Because you shouldn’t have to go places and have your assistants carrying a portable defibrillator just in case.

Check out all the photos of Rachel Zoe in the gallery.


The fashion industry’s Cruella De Ville (we’re not counting Anna Wintour because that old maid will pull a stilleto out of her fur muff and kill you) Rachel Zoe showed up the “The Cracked Xmas Fundraiser” at The Wiltern in Los Angeles on Sunday looking like Angelina Jolie should be visiting her in an impoverished village in Africa. Damn. That’s not healthy or cool. Zoe. Even if it’s natural.Zoe, who just had her Bravo series renewed for a second season,
showed up in a black dress that showed off a visible rib cage and
clavicle. Yet, Zoe complains about how she’s become the poster girl for
scary thin broads.

“We’ve had Audrey Hepburn, we’ve had Twiggy, we’ve had Veruschka, we’ve had Kate Moss,”
she said. “I’m trying to figure out why I am to blame for skinniness.
Truthfully, I’ve never seen myself as being too thin,” she added.
“Sometimes I’ll look at photos and be like, ‘Oh, that’s not a good
look. ‘But generally speaking, I’m not too thin.”

Time for
Lasik, honey. Because you shouldn’t have to go places and have your
assistants carrying a portable defibrillator just in case.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Exotic Goddess

    Zoe needs to eat a supermarket.

  2. Cinnamon

    I’m amazed she can lift that handbag and carry that jacket a the same time. She looks like she’s about to disintegrate. Seriously woman, eat…it’s how normal people survive.

  3. Tweety

    Zoe does not look healthy. You can be too thin. She might break a hip when she gets older and regret her current life style. She should plan for her future and eat nutritious food in sufficient quantities. Nobody likes a cranky self-starver either.

  4. christina

    rach,
    I love your show… but your look is not healthy…rodger you need to have a talk with her.

  5. Daniel

    Is this for real? I don’t know… every picture looks a little bit different! Just saying.. either way I love her! She is just trying to fit into her fab vintage…

  6. scables

    Death by starvation isn’t enough to rectify the countless animals she’s killed in the name of fashion… but it’s a start. =D

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