R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet For Ten More Episodes

August 2nd, 2007 // 2 Comments

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

DRINKING GAME ALERT: Take a shot everytime R. Kelly sings, “Oh, shit.”

Above is a little sneak preview of the upcoming shenanigans of R. Kelly’s Trapped in a Closet laugh-a-thon that the soon-to-lose-all-indie-cred channel, IFC, has purchased. IFC has ordered a total of ten more episodes of Kelly’s melodramatic hip-hopera series and the video is from the upcoming Chapter 13. From Rolling Stones:

Still trying to decide if R. Kelly’s hip-hopera “Trapped in the Closet” is genius or ridiculous? (Face it: It’s both.) We’ll all get a chance to re-examine this fascinating labyrinth of sex, guns and deceit because IFC has acquired ten new installments of the series, which follows the comically raunchy, melodramatic life of a character called Sylvester, played by Kelly.

I can’t wait for the sequel “Trapped in the Water Closet.” It will be much more subtle, with a European feel to it, but still maintaining Kelly’s love for all things liquid, if you catch my drift.

By Wayne Ford
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  1. Linda

    Love it! Thanks Wayne, I needed that. =oD

  2. dtd

    oh god yes! this just made my year!

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