Quick Hits:La Lohan Couldn’t Hack It

  • Lindsay has a new found respect for stripper C-U-Next Tuesday. [IDLYITW]
  • Jessica Simpson’s boobs are a life sucking black hole. [Mollygood]
  • Britney cheated on K-Fed…no…really! I guess his white-boy cornrows and wife beater just didn’t cut it. [Hollywood Rag]
  • George Clooney plays grab ass with Bernie Mac. [Just Jared]
  • The return of Rollergirl….kinda. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Cartoon Britney vag. Ugh! [PITNB]
  • Tara Reid puts on a pretty dress. Kinda like Cinderella only at midnight she will be back at a bar trying to relive her sorority girl days despite the fact she is 31. Its just so sad. [Dlisted]
  • What is wrong with Cameron Diaz and her hair? Please tell me it is a bad camera angle. [City Rag]
  • There is nothing wrong with a healthy sexual appetite. [Egotastic]
  • Here Brit…take some notes. [Popsugar]

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