Quick Hits: Scarlett Johansson Won’t Be Directing Any Tampon Commericals

  • And here I was worried that she would… Who would have thought that Scarlett Johansson would diss her own career and profession? “As actors, we make movies, we don’t save lives. What I do, it’s actually not that important.” She added: “I’m also not proud of my films. That was never a criteria.” I’m sure Sofia Coppola thanks you for that last comment. [Ananova]
  • Sienna, Sienna, Sienna. Are you crushed? Are you in heat? What’s the deal? [Page Six]
  • Clay Aiken finally realizes that the music industry isn’t full of shiny happy people. [MSNBC]
  • Some tips of what not to do and wear in the London subway system. [Gawker]
  • Kate Moss wins libel damages from a newspaper that alleged she had collapsed into a coma after taking cocaine. That, most likely, was her possible ex Pete Doherty. [AP]
  • Kelly Osbourne blames her drug problems on being called a “fat immigrant” by her classmates. Ouch. [FemaleFirst]
  • How about some celebrity butt? [Junk Feud]