Quick Hits: Paula Abdul Is Important

March 22nd, 2006 // 9 Comments

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  • Who knew that Paula Abdul was the most important judge on American Idol? [MSNBC]
  • Oprah Winfrey has vowed to her friend Jennifer Aniston never to have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on her show as couple. The world weeps. [Entertainmentwise]
  • Being a restaurant critic isn’t glamourous after all. You still have to make your own reservations. [Jossip]
  • Debi Mazar gave birth to a girl on Friday. Giulia Isabel Mazar-Corcos weighed in a 8 lbs. 1 oz., and was 19 inches long. That’s a mouthful. [People]
  • A Kabbalah preacher has said that bird flu is God’s punishment for the campaign to legalize gay marriage in Israel. What a lovely religion you have Madonna. [Towleroad]
  • Interplanetary adventurer manquee Richard Branson attempts to land on Venus. [The Corsair]
  • We now fully understand why people hate people who live in L.A. [laist]
By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Silasdog

    Hey, can anybody tell me what mood elevators Paula Abdul is on when she does the Idol. I wanna ask my doctor if I can some of those.

  2. “a Kabbalah *Preacher*”…?

    wtf?

    isn’t that called a “Rabbi”…?

  3. A Boy and His Dog

    So glad to see that I’m not the only one who thinks she’s totally f#@ked up during the show. She is to the point of slurring words for Gods sake.

    And for the record, Chicken Little has a speech impediment, can no one else hear that?

  4. althesun

    I don’t think Oprah comments on her private life so why would she on her friend forever Jen? Seems peculiar.

  5. althesun

    I don’t think Oprah comments on her private life so why would she on her friend forever Jen? Seems peculiar.

  6. Kelsey

    uhm…last time I checked a rabbi was Jewish…right?

  7. my2cents

    If you find out “what” Paula is on….please share!…she really seems to be in a happy place huh?

  8. As if!

    I doubt Oprah said all that. I HIGHLY doubt she and Aniston are even THAT good of friends for her to offend Brangelina, two of the BIGGEST Hollywood stars right now. Oprah might be a fucking fat bitch but she’s not an idiot.

  9. jjr

    When are we listening to Oprah let alone watching her. She is not the Queen. Believe me when time comes and they become the hot ticket she will be knocking at that door. Anything for ratings. I know that every other show will be looking to get them on.

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