Quick Hits: Paula Abdul Is Important


  • Who knew that Paula Abdul was the most important judge on American Idol? [MSNBC]
  • Oprah Winfrey has vowed to her friend Jennifer Aniston never to have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on her show as couple. The world weeps. [Entertainmentwise]
  • Being a restaurant critic isn’t glamourous after all. You still have to make your own reservations. [Jossip]
  • Debi Mazar gave birth to a girl on Friday. Giulia Isabel Mazar-Corcos weighed in a 8 lbs. 1 oz., and was 19 inches long. That’s a mouthful. [People]
  • A Kabbalah preacher has said that bird flu is God’s punishment for the campaign to legalize gay marriage in Israel. What a lovely religion you have Madonna. [Towleroad]
  • Interplanetary adventurer manquee Richard Branson attempts to land on Venus. [The Corsair]
  • We now fully understand why people hate people who live in L.A. [laist]