Quick Hits: Paris and Her Crap for Sale

  • For 39.95 a month you can have Paris Hilton’s cheeseburger wrappers. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Justin causes hysteria in women… to be treated with a healthy dose of rebound fling. [Popsugar]
  • They have homophobia rehab? WTF? [Mollygood]
  • Tommy Lee won’t say no to a pair of guzongas. [Hollywood Rag]
  • A little Scientology will get J.Lo back in the game…according to her theory. [IDLYITW]
  • A little something for the Heroes fans. [Just Jared]
  • That crazy Cruz. [Egotastic]
  • Nic Kidman had a hospital visit for “injuries.” [Dlisted]
  • A tribute to the guy from “Splash” ummm….oh yeah, Tom Hanks. [City Rags]
  • I love Heath and his striped socks. [PITNB]

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