Quick Hits: Nothing Like A Plant to Replace Sex…or Fuzzy Boyfriend Memories

  • Hilary buys some shrubbery for Christmas. [PITNB]
  • A little celeb guess who for the afternoon. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Paris Hilton’s bikini is in the Christmas spirit. [Egotastic]
  • Victoria Beckham has Godzilla toenails. [Mollygood]
  • Fantastic Four Two…wait no…Fantastic Two Four? Whatever…the trailer for some Jessica Alba movie. [Just Jared]
  • Miss Nevada sluts it up like a drunken Tara Reid but sadly isn’t BFF with the Donald to keep her crown. [IDLYITW]
  • Keith Urban…really? Why would he cheat with…that thing? [Dlisted]
  • Vince Vaughn is a Bears fan. One of the better choices he has made. [Popsugar]
  • Team Jolie wins Best Celeb kid. [City Rag]
  • I never really did like Jessica Alba anyway. [Hollywood Tuna]

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