Quick Hits: ‘Newlyweds’ House Is Up For Sale

January 10th, 2006 // 3 Comments
  • Who wants to buy a cursed house? [AP]
  • Fergie is looking old. [Perez Hilton]
  • Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell are really looking old. [Just Jared]
  • The new Aquaman looks just like the “old” Aquaman. [Egotastic]
  • Britney Spears goes to the mall without practicing any grooming regime whatsoever. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Newsman Larry King has never looked happier. [City Rag]
  • Lindsay Lohan is dating Leonardo DiCaprio. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
  • Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio are 88% compatible. [Jossip]
By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Girly Girl

    1. Fergie: FIRE YOUR STYLIST. And buy some lipstick, for the love of God.

    2.) Goldie STILL looks damn good. And any blond will tell you that one usually PENCILS in her eyebrows- they are on a freaking yacht going swimming- I’d skip the pencil too! Why doesnt he point out Kurt’s big ass gut flopped over his belly????

    3.) La Lohan and the Aviator? My brain just can’t wrap around that one. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. She’s a f&cking crackhead (literally- and no, I don’t feel sorry for her bullemic, shopaholic ass) and he looks like a pre-pubescent boy (sunken chest and all). Eeeeuuuuwwww.

  2. Serenity

    As for Fergie its about time someone agrees with me, I’ve always thought she looked old and haggared and for Britney, is it just me or is she getting skankier and skankier by the day!

  3. ShoeSlut

    Serenity — I’m with you, babe!
    Somehow, by some Hollywood magic trick, her haggardness was semi-veiled (enough to land her the likes of Josh D., at any rate), but now, we are all subject to HER UGLY LADY LUMPS (Check ‘em out!)

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