Quick Hits: Michael Jackson Uses The Women’s Bathroom

  • Michael Jackson prefers the women’s bathroom. He’s really trying to avoid all interaction with those young boys. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay, Image via cat.lebrity]
  • I believe the boys at the WOW Report have managed to hunt down a photo of Mischa Barton’s stylist. [WOW Report]
  • Nicky Hilton seems to love to flirt with disaster. She’s chummy with Paris’ enemy Nicole Richie, and now she’s been hanging out with Brandon Davis. If you remember he called her a “racist plus an idiot.” [Radar Online]
  • 50 Cent’s film earned slightly more than 50 cents at the box office, most likely due to the fact that he didn’t go full frontal. [Jossip]
  • A look at George W. Bush and his boozing. [PaperMag]
  • Poor Lindsay Lohan. She still can’t sing a note to save her life. [Hollywood Tuna and Egotastic]
  • A Cautionary Tale: “Special K” before “Grass” or you’ll get knocked on your ass, homeslice. [The Corsair]