Quick Hits: Meet John Galliano – The Pirate

  • Designer John Galliano poses with Mischa Barton while looking like a pirate. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Alexis Arquette has called off his sex change reality TV show. Damn, that would have been fun. [contactmusic]
  • Are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt looking to get married around Valentine’s Day? Your guess is as good as mine. [IDLYITW]
  • Actress Brooke Shields is having a baby girl. She named her first daughter Rowan, so we’ll see what she comes up with this time. [People]
  • Is Sienna Miller dating Hayden Christensen? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. [Egotastic]
  • Jessica Simpson accessorizes with a little black bow. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Jamie Foxx and Eva Longoria are claiming that there is no romance between them. They are just friends. Lesson learned: two sluts don’t always have to get it on. [People]
  • Did you know that celebrities are just like sea monkeys? [City Rag]