Quick Hits: Jessica Simpson To Be A Bond Girl?

  • Oh Jessica, please don’t. Pierce Brosnan should thank his lucky stars he’s no longer Bond. [Egotastic]
  • Do you remember the days when celebrities were in rehab for months? That’s no longer the case. Colin Farrell’s apparently kicked his habit, and is now roaming freely. [Perez Hilton]
  • There’s nothing pretty about the Pope in a Santa hat. [Queerty]
  • Debra Messing. Raw. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • If John Mayer mated, I’d be scared. [Cityrag]
  • David Letterman has another wacky fan. Alleged crazy, Colleen Nestler, said he asked her to be his wife during a televised “teaser” by saying, “Marry me, Oprah.” Her letter said Oprah was the first of many code names for her, and that the coded vocabulary increased and changed with time. [FOXNews]
  • Reality television stars officially ruin Christmas. [Fox Reality]
  • A look back at Kevin Federline and his car. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
  • This is not what I would have imagined a snow angel to look like. [WOW Report]