Quick Hits: Jessica Alba Wants Out Of Iraq

July 8th, 2005 // 2 Comments
  • It looks like Jessica Alba still isn’t giving love to George W. Bush. She’s unhappy that her Army reservist uncle may after to return to Iraq after just returning home recently. “I just don’t have a great feeling about what we’re doing in Iraq,” Alba told me last July. “I don’t know why we’re there.” [Lowdown]
  • Jonathan Antin really wants you to like his Dirt. He’s in promotion overdrive. [WOW Report]
  • I still don’t believe that Jared Leto is dating Ashley Olsen. She must be really good in bed, otherwise, I just don’t get it. [Teen Hollywood]
  • 450 sheep jumped to their deaths following the lead of one suicidal sheep. [AP]
  • Jennifer Aniston has collapsed on the set of The Break Up. She was officially diagnosed as having heatstroke, but the Daily Mail making it look like it’s all because of Brad. [Daily Mail]
  • He’s gone on the record folks. Vince Vaughn has denied he’s dating Jennifer Aniston. [Softpedia]
By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. meeghan

    Obviously, intelligence and common sense are absent in the Alba gene pool.

    As Lowdown states: “Alba told me last year that Stanisci, a father of three and the husband of her dad’s sister, signed up for the Army Reserve in California because “he’s Northern Italian, and he heard he could get a free trip to Italy.”

    Yeah, Army…travel agency…Army…travel agecy..I can see how you can get those mixed up….

    “I just don’t have a great feeling about what we’re doing in Iraq,” Alba told me last July. “I don’t know why we’re there.”

    OK, Jess, there are things called NEWSPAPERS and BOOKS that can help you out. See, they are packed full of something called INFORMATION and are usually written by people who, unlike you, are smarter than a block of wood.

  2. sabinal

    It’s official…Alba is a f—— moron

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