Quick Hits: It’s ‘American Idol’ Time Again

  • There is a scary plastic porn star looking girl auditioning for American Idol. [Just Jared]
  • Halle Berry is in a baby wanting way. [IDLYITW]
  • There also was a scary Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz wannabe auditioning as well. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Who would have ever thought that Paris Hilton would think of herself as too good for Playboy? [Egotastic]
  • Ophelie Winter realizes she has boobs. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Designer Tara Subkoff is making an appearance in the new Jared Leto/Lindsay Lohan film Chapter 27. [Open All Night]
  • Have Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz split? That’s the buzz. [Hollywood.com]
  • Dear Val Kilmer: When the word “intense” appears in magazine profiles of you (sotto voce), it is journalistic shorthand for “creepy freakshow.” [The Corsair]