Quick Hits: It’s ‘American Idol’ Time Again

January 19th, 2006 // 7 Comments
  • There is a scary plastic porn star looking girl auditioning for American Idol. [Just Jared]
  • Halle Berry is in a baby wanting way. [IDLYITW]
  • There also was a scary Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz wannabe auditioning as well. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Who would have ever thought that Paris Hilton would think of herself as too good for Playboy? [Egotastic]
  • Ophelie Winter realizes she has boobs. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Designer Tara Subkoff is making an appearance in the new Jared Leto/Lindsay Lohan film Chapter 27. [Open All Night]
  • Have Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz split? That’s the buzz. [Hollywood.com]
  • Dear Val Kilmer: When the word “intense” appears in magazine profiles of you (sotto voce), it is journalistic shorthand for “creepy freakshow.” [The Corsair]
  • By Miu von Furstenberg

    1. Fugly Girl

      On the Matthew/Penelope piece I noticed a couple of things at the golden globes.

      When he presented with SJ Parker he kept rubbing her back, very sensually when they were off to the side.

      Second thing, the camera panned to Matthew and Penelope clapping, I think during ANTONY (As Gwyneth kept pronouncing it, knock it off, you are not British!) Hopkins thing it showed those two standing up at their table clapping but WAY far apart from one another. I found it odd and wondered if something was happening in the way of a split.

      Neither one of them has ever talked seriously about “long term” stuff in their relationship. Not that you have to, but I think it shows you are not really in it all the way if you avoid those topics in all of your interviews or say things like “we’re just having fun and enjoying one another right now.”

    2. Green Eyed Angel

      Someone needs to stick a big c*ck down that girl’s throat…. and then choke her with it. :O)

    3. Mariana

      Of course Paris is too good for Playboy. We’ve already seen her snatch in that video and countless pics, so that makes her perfect for Hustler.

    4. MJ

      Hustler??? maybe in the back where they have the “beaver hunt” (or something to that effect)… she’s just as classy as the girls who pose in those pages.

    5. starla

      re: American Idol-

      What in the hell is that? It looks like a manequin!

    6. Alexi

      tan girl is obviously the biggest effing trailer trash on the face of the planet. Aliens have morphed into what we know as….THE TAN GIRLS WITH TOO MUCH MAKEUP. She probably goes through a tube of mascara after every application. Maybe things would be different if she didn’t have a trailer trash mom/whore like that. Sad Sad girl. I am looking forward to seeing her standing at the corner of an obscure LA stree at night selling sex.

    7. Well I have had enough of Simon Crowell and his Idol shows. When will this guy just go away. I mean he insulted the music world enough with the boy band/girl band garbage, and now he insults us with American Idol, Canadian Idol, Botswana Idol, etc.

      Can you imagine all the major players of the music business competing on these silly shows. Very few would make it. Imagine Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bruce Springsteen, Janis Joplin, or Eric Clapton, on one of these shows. Yeah….they would not even be recognized because they were not pretty enough, cheesy enough, cliche enough, or vocally gifted enough to be looked at past the first elimination round.

      Please Simon, stop! You’ve done enough damage already! It figures that he can’t play an instrument or carry a tune. No musician with any soul could ever create such Idol garbage.

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