Quick Hits: It’s All Angelina Jolie’s Fault

September 29th, 2005 // 10 Comments
  • Jennifer Aniston doesn’t blame Brad Pitt for the divorce, she blames the she-devil Angelina Jolie. [Star]
  • It looks like rap star Lil’ Kim is enjoying prison after all. “I am in general population at FDC and I have adjusted to the facility and to my fellow inmates, who are all cool people. [IOL]
  • Madonna parks anywhere she damn well pleases. [Sky]
  • Supreme Court Justice to be, John Roberts drives a minivan. Shudder. [Gawker]
  • The husband of Broadway legend Bernadette Peters was killed in a helicopter crash this week. Condolences. [Daily Dish]
  • Eddie Murphy‘s soon to be ex-wife Nicole and her boyfriend having been using Eddie’s name for perks. But the plan backfired at Cain. Finding all the dance-floor tables occupied, Daniels informed one of his fellow patrons, “I want your table.” The patron said no, to which he responded, “Don’t you know who we are?” Another pal piped up, “She is Eddie Murphy’s wife.” A surprised staffer muttered, “Not anymore she isn’t.” Snap. [R&M]
  • It’s like the pot calling the kettle black. Charlotte Church calls Christina Aguilera the “nastiest celebrity I’ve ever met”. [FemaleFirst]
  • What is happening at US Weekly? The magazine’s marketing head, Gary Armstrong, would be “on hiatus” for a month. An insider said, “He was sent to rehab.” Armstrong was told to deal with his drinking after he was ejected from the Us Weekly Young Hollywood Hot 20 party. [Page Six]
By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Girly Girl

    “In fact insiders doubt that Angelina even believes Jen’s recent contributions to Hurricane Katrina relief are genuine. “I think it makes Jen look a bit opportunistic in Angelina’s eyes, like a big act,” says an insider.”

    Hello, kettle? This is the pot. You’re black.

    One who makes a practice of regularly scheduled photo ops in 3rd World countries while adopting a UN of ‘underpriviledged’ children should NOT throw stones. And if I’m not mistaken, Little Miss Homewrecker just had a one hour I’m-Such-A-Beautiful-Person-Inside-and-Out fuckfest on MTv…

    Oh- and I’m pretty sure while Jen was answering phones and filming PSAs SHE wasn’t busy fucking someone else’s husband…

    Me. Ow.

  2. Lisa

    That’ll be the day when I move from my table for a celebrity!

  3. How can you confirm a man who drives a mini-van? For the love of God, at least drive a Cadillac or a Lincoln like the rest of the over-40s in Washington.

  4. Bijou

    I’m not taking sides here…but if there were to be a catfight between Aniston and Jolie…um…Jolie would kick her ASS!!!!

  5. mimi

    ok, the day ,(hopefully never) that my husband leaves me for another woman, I would certailny have to blame my husband. It was he, not the other woman, that took a vow of marriage, forever and ever, so to say its angies fault is really dillusional.

  6. Jo

    That was perfect Girly Girl!! ……..I love this site!!

  7. jelly

    oh please, give it a rest Jennifer Ansiton aka Chinnifer Aniston………let it go already.

    Angelina is freaking gorgeous, sexy, can ride a motorcycle, fly a plane, and is a genuine humanitarian. Come on now, Chinnifer has no chance at all….chinnifer aniston is boring and superficial.

  8. objective

    Let me just say this first…notice the article keeps referring to “the insider”??? not once did it say Angelina or jennfer had SAID – it is all hearsay and speculations, and I dont believe it for a second. How the hell does an “insider” know what Angelina is thinking? So full of shit.

    Second of all, let’s just PRETEND this article is true – if so, then Jennifer truly looks like an ass. the most demeaning thing a woman can do is to compare herself with another woman. If she is blaiming Angie for the break up of her marriage, then I can officially say Jennifer Aniston is a chickenhead.

  9. agree

    Girly Girl:

    You are fucking retarded to believe what you read in that article. Shows how ignorant and naive people like you are – so simple-minded and take everything based on face-value.

    and ya, only an insecure woman would blame the other woman for the failure of her own marriage.

  10. Miri

    Um, Jennifer? The marriage was all your fault, not Angelina’s. Sorry girl, you can’t fool me. You’ll go down in history as the woman that couldn’t give Brad Pitt a child. You’re a dumb woman.

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