Quick Hits: Dick Cheney Gets An Earfull

  • “Go fuck yourself Mr. Cheney. Go fuck yourself.” [Jossip]
  • Condolezza Rice has an apparent in with the Lord. “The Lord is going to come on time — if we just wait,” she said (in regards to the Katrina aftermath). [FOXNews]
  • Bruce Willis will help decide who will be the next “Miss Italia.” We’re just happy to see that Bruce is working. [ABC News]
  • Soap superstar Susan Lucci loves her Emmi. [WOW Report]
  • Gawker Media launches it’s latest blog, Deadspin. No, it’s not a site featuring clever twists on obituaries, it’s about sports. [Deadspin]
  • Gwen Stefani says the showbiz life is hard. [Female First]
  • It looks as if Jane Fondahas cancelled her anti-war bus tour. She doesn’t want to distract from Cindy Sheehan’s bus tour. How big of her. [FOX411]
  • I’m sure you were waiting for this one. Rolling Stone magazine will be publishing the suicide note of Hunter S. Thompson. Weeeeeee! [BBC]