Quick Hits: David Beckham’s Horny Look-alike

March 17th, 2006 // 6 Comments


  • Have sex with a David Beckham look-alike for about $750 a pop (no pun intended). [The Sun]
  • Andy Warhol and Lizzie Grubman – separated at birth. [WOW Report]
  • Lucy Liu has lashed out at America’s obsession with celebrity culture, declaring that the country is in a ‘tabloid coma’. “The main reason people put you up on a pedestal is, basically to tear you down.” It takes Lucy Liu to uncover why America loves the tabloids? [FemaleFirst]
  • Paris, Baby, I know you’re tootsies ache. I ain’t entirely unsympathetic to your plight, ya dig? But in another minute or so, this pimp chalice is gonna make an echoing crash sound against your empty head if you don’t get back out and work those streets like Pimp Don Magic told you to!” [The Corsair]
  • Hollywood is full of toothpicks. Ain’t that the truth. [popbytes]
  • Actress Portia De Rossi blames the women of Ally McBeal for her past bout with anorexia. I don’t recall anyone being thin on that show. I always thought that Calista Flockhart was fat. [SFG Daily Dish]
  • Emma Thompson is a tad odd. [goldenfiddle]
By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Girly Girl

    Lucy Liu can fu$k off… I HATE celebs who make a fortune whoring themselves out- and uh, Kill Bill and Charlie’s Angels aren’t exactly what I’d call ‘perfecting the craft’- and then want to bitch about.

    You posed when you wanted me to pay $8 to go see your movie… and if it makes me feel good to be in a tabloid coma, WTF do you care????? Don’t like the press? Go get a $6 an hour job at Dairy Queen pouring Tastee cones for redneck assholes 8 hours a day… then we’ll see how peeved you are by the press.

  2. doofus

    amen, girly girl…

    it drives me nuts that they have no problem using the press to get famous, but complain when they feel the negative side of fame.

    cry me a freakin’ river.

  3. tia

    I cant belive ppl want to have sex with a phony David Beckham …. ugh !!! Thats just sad. It makes me sad :(

  4. I know. More than half the reason why celebs like Nicole Richie, Paris, Lindsay are famous is because of the tabloids. Some stars should be thanking their lucky stars that there are tabloids. And since when was Lucy on the cover of any tabloids of even fashion magazine?

  5. conversion

    a little tip:

    you can google:

    500 gbp in usd

    and you get this response:

    500 British pounds = 874.75 U.S. dollars

    makes it so much easier!

  6. becky

    Beckham is so hot ”

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