Quick Hits: Cameron Diaz Is Happy With Her Boobs

  • While Cameron Diaz testified that her “boobs looked good,” but she felt violated when “photographer” John Rutter would either sell them to her or launch and evil overseas “good angel, bad angel” campaign. [Daily Dish]
  • Is Laura Bush visiting Desperate Housewives? [The Swift Report]
  • Fabian Basabe shows some remorse over the Prada/Negro incident. A Socialite’s Life would like to shove Mr. Basabe’s remorse up his ass, but knows he would enjoy that too much. [Jossip]
  • A flatulent Quincy Jones deflects attention from his own gaseousness by roping in an innocent bystander. [The Corsair]
  • If Whitney Houston was an American Idol judge, her critiques would slightly differ from Paula’s. While Paula says: ”That was a little pitchy.” Whitney might say: ”Hell to the no!’ [Popwatch]
  • I don’t think I ever thought I would hear evangelical Christian be used to describe Stephen Baldwin. [PBS]
  • The Homo Light is the latest gay cocktail. It’s from Norway. [WOW Report]
  • Governor Schwarzenegger brings in $8 million a year as a fitness magazine consultant. Pocket change. [LA.comfidential]