Quick Hits: Blood on the Red Carpet

  • If looks could kill. Kristen Cavallari stalks away as Jessica Simpson basks in the limelight on the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards. [Open All Night]
  • All over Mike Piazza. Here’s what the impostor is charged with: petty larceny, criminal possession of a forged instrument, falsifying business records, criminal possession of stolen property, criminal impersonation and trespassing. [Jossip]
  • Stephen Dorff pulls a Matthew McConaughey. [Popsugar]
  • Matthew McConaughey moved back into his LA pad. [Just Jared]
  • Kate Beckinsale lunges her way into bikini’s. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Pink likes charity cases. [IDLYITW]
  • MTV reality star Don Vito gets arrested for sexual assault. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Adrien Brody imitated The Fonz. [PITNB]
  • Evangeline Lilly really hates Paris Hilton. [Egotastic]
  • Gallery of the Absurd debuts Paris Hilton’s new pet “crabby”. [CityRag]
  • Natalie Portman missed out on an interesting hook up. [MollyGood]

Written by Joshua Martin