Quick Hits: Beware Of Joan Rivers

  • Do not cross Joan Rivers. She was covering the CMA awards, and here’s what she had to say: “The country people were so nice and so polite and so lovely, the one son-of-a-bitch that wouldn’t talk and wouldn’t play was Joaquin Phoenix who came to plug his movie and wouldn’t walk the red carpet – wouldn’t talk to the press – I find that despicable – I find that disgusting. [National Ledger]
  • (Possibly) Coming soon to Ebay: William Shatner’s kidney stone. [Hollywood.com]
  • If you are going to make an argument, please make it well. [Gene Cowan]
  • It looks like Jessica Simpson is out as “Jeannie,” and Lindsay Lohan may be in. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
  • One of my favorite American Idol “losers” has grabbed the role of Effie White in the film adapation of the Broadway hit Dreamgirls. Congratualtions to Jennifer Hudson! [R&M]
  • Jessica Alba gets covered in fake blood for her new film. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Hello Johnny Depp. [cityrag]
  • Keira Knightly recreates Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz in Vogue. [Egotastic]