Quick Hits: Baby Jessica Ties The Knot

  • Jessica McClure, 19, exchanged vows yesterday with Daniel Morales, 32. 17 1/2 years after falling into that well, baby Jessica finally has found happiness. Although, I wonder if this has anything to do with the recent nuptuals – when she turns 25, McClure will come into a trust fund – reportedly worth in excess of $1 million – made up of contributions from the public. [Daily Dish]
  • What did Colin Farrell have for lunch at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas? A couple of sodas and a pack of cigarettes. Mmm, that will quench anyone’s appetite. [Page Six]
  • Madonna buys the home next door to her London estate for office space. That’s some office. [Softpedia]
  • For the first time, juries and audiences chose the same films to win the top awards. The drama Quinceanera and documentary God Grew Tired of Us, were the top picks. [Reuters]
  • Jessica Simpson is named in a federal lawsuit over trademark infringement over her “Dessert Beauty Deliciously Kissable Love Potion.” Whatever. [Page Six]
  • Accused murderer Phil Spector is now claiming that his mind may have been clouded as what really transpired due to him being zapped by a police stun gun. The plot thickens. [Reuters]
  • Fired New York Post freelancer Ian Spiegelman is publishing a “tell-all” about his time at Page Six entitled “Welcome to Yesterday : A Novel.” Sign me up for a copy. [Daily Dish]