Quick Hits: Angelina Jolie Tops Grossest Kiss Poll

  • Incest is best. Angelina Jolie and her brother’s Oscar kissed tops US Weekly’s Shocking and Grossest Kiss Poll. [National Ledger]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow has been signed up as the new face of Estèe Lauder’s Pleasures perfume. She replaces Liz Hurley, who promoted the fragrance for almost a decade. Look for Gwyneth to receive some sort of dead animal in the mail from Lizzie in the near future. That girl can hold a grudge. [This Is London]
  • There is a thing as pants that are slung too low? [Egotastic]
  • Maury Povich and Connie Chung make sweet love on a failing cable network every Saturday. [NYT]
    Are Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan respsonisble for the decline of the music industry? [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Lindsay Lohan picks NYU as her college of choice. Not that she’d ever attend. [Gatecrasher]
  • FOX is going to ruin Christmas by giving us one full hour of Hilary Duff. [JustJared]
  • Sharon Osbourne has launched a foul-mouthed attack on Madonna, accusing her of looking like “an old hooker”. Sharon Osbourne is turning into Elton John. [Ananova]