Put On Your Thinking Caps

April 19th, 2005 // 10 Comments

Guesses? Anyone, anyone?

WHICH Hollywood golden couple is actually separated? While she was away making a movie, she slept with her co-star. He found out and now she’s living with her parents ~ but sadly, he’s being blamed for their marital problems.

Could it be that one of our favorite funny ladies is barking up the wrong tree…again? So say my sources on the set who tell me that the distinctive dame has fallen head over heels for that mysterious movie man. Of course, everyone knows the stud who lives to serve (something they have in common) is gay as a goose and our bubbly beauty should turn her face away. But history has a way of repeating itself, and someone’s heading for a fall.

(The first item was sent in by a reader, the last item is courtesy of Filth2Go]

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. CD

    #1 has to be J. Simpson. Not sure about #2…

  2. Anna

    Liza Minelli for #2

  3. casey

    Someone told me that Johnny Knoxville introduced Jessica Simpson to the art of salad tossing. I’m sure he’s one hell of a chef.

  4. Nattie

    I think #1 is Reese Witherspoon.

  5. Lizzie

    I think the idea here is that this is the same story, two sources. Cant be Jessica Simpson because she is not funny. Reese Witherspoon is a possibility assuming Ryan is gay (hadnt heard that) and she was sleeping with Joaquien Phonenix(didnt know he was gay..drinking problem yes, gay, I personally hope not!) Liza Minelli is always a possibility for anything!!!!

  6. Ella

    I do not think they go together, but what the hell do I know.

    I really think #1 is Jessica Simpson, or at least I hope it is, because she needed to get banged by another dick, I mean man. Also, didn’t she move in with her parents?

  7. ali

    Lizzie these are definately two different stories.

  8. meangirl

    #2 is definately keeanu reeves and diane keeton

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