‘Project Runway’: Is Romance The Reason It’s So Boring?

July 24th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Yeah, we’re only into the second episode this season but truth be told, I’m limp. This season has rendered me flaccid. I get the same effect from Marissa Miller. Project Runway might have lost its spirit, its fire! And it could be because two of the contestants are spelunking behind the scenes. And by “spelunking” I mean they’re f*cking.

Wesley Nault and fellow design twink Daniel Feld sapped all of the energy out of ProjRun by engaging in gay things backstage. It’s all their fault.

“We met on the show,” Nault said. “And we tried to keep it very
professional on the show because we were both there for our careers,
and we didn’t expect this to come out of it. But I’m really happy.”

To hell with your happy, homo! I’m watching my favorite show roll over and die. Yeah, as long as you’re getting it in the ass, everything’s fine. Damn you! And I’m glad you got booted! Oops. Stay tuned for the recap.


Yeah, we’re only into the second episode this season but truth be told,
I’m limp. This season has rendered me flaccid. I get the same effect
from Marissa Miller. Project Runway
might have lost its spirit, its fire! And it could be because two of
the contestants are spelunking behind the scenes. And by “spelunking” I
mean they’re f*cking.Wesley Nault and fellow design twink Daniel Feld sapped all of the energy out of ProjRun by engaging in gay things backstage. It’s all their fault.”We met on the show,” Nault said. “And we tried to keep it very
professional on the show because we were both there for our careers,
and we didn’t expect this to come out of it. But I’m really happy.”To
hell with your happy, homo! I’m watching my favorite show roll over and
die. Yeah, as long as you’re getting it in the ass, everything’s fine.
Damn you! And I’m glad you got booted! Oops. Stay tuned for the recap.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Zil

    Oh J, why would you tease us with this mindless and utterly sensationalized bit of fluff…I want my recap…NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. butterscotch

    who could resist those little school-boy shorts outfits? Well, I could…but I was happy to see him go.

  3. RbClt

    Well, I can resist those shorts. I think he looks ridiculous. Tight shorts AND Crocks?

    You’re right, this years victims, er, contestants are lackluster this year.

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