Priscilla Presley Unwittingly Had Auto Lubricant Injected Into Her Face

March 24th, 2008 // 13 Comments

So that explains it. My sources tell me that the most chilling part of Dancing With The Stars this season is the fact that Priscilla Presley’s body moves but her face doesn’t. If your ass moves, your face should follow! We may now have the answer to this mystery. A bogus Hollywood doctor injected her face with industrial silicon. I don’t think that’s what she thought she was paying for.

An Argentinean doctor named Daniel Serrano hooked Priscilla up with what she thought was something that “worked better than Botox” in 2003. Serrano got himself involved with a slew of Hollywood wives who threw “injection parties” where he would shoot them up. The problem was that Serrano, who was unlicensed, was actually giving these yentas industrial, low-grade silicon. This silicone is used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina. Ugh. Car faces!

Serrano was recently convicted by the federal government for smuggling drugs, and the conspiracy and use of unapproved drugs. He faces deportation.

The silicon is said to cause “lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) he injected. ” So if you note that Priscilla can’t actually swallow water without drooling and looks like your dashboard, you know what’s up.

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By J. Harvey
  1. kaite

    she looks like her ex-son-in-law, Michael Jackson.

    Ick

  2. Lola

    It’s really hard for me to feel sorry for Priscilla when she was born with beautiful genes, and then felt the urge to screw around with that.

  3. Zelda F.

    Just stopping with the harsh lip liner would help a lot….. I’ve always heard / read, when a woman begins to age, heavy make up just makes her look tired…. Pris needs to soften things up a bit with the goo.

  4. Donkey Punch

    So much for their belief that Scientology makes you smarter.

    Maybe she should get the good doctor to inject the bottom of Tom Cruise’s feet to see if they can make him taller.

  5. Jose

    Prior to this procedure she looked like a ghoul…nothing worse than old women trying to look like they are in their twenties.

  6. I live in Argentina.
    Here dragqueens that can’t afford plastic surgery get that done insted of breats and ass implants.
    Is she having $$$ problems? Don’t think so!
    And another thought: Argentinians abroad always giving their co0untry a great name.
    Whatever…

  7. kathy

    Can’t her face be repaired? Doesn’t this stuff eventually go away, or can’t it be removed. Maybe it would help if she’d just fix that lousy stringy haircut – at her age she needs a nice style. hell, that beehive she used to wear is better than what she’s wearing now.

  8. Bryan

    What, she is 62 people, she looks great, Jane Fonda Looks old, so does Lauren Hutton, She’s a mess, as is Diana Ross and Melanie Griffith looks horrible.

    Yeah, her cheeks are a little perky and her chin off, but thats so minor and easily fixable.

    And, I have news for you. The chemicals in the food like McDonald’s is just as bad if not worse than industrial silicon, it’s true, look at the facts people and do research, look at the employees faces at McDonalds, so everyone puts horrible stuff in their bodies,. So, Should you suffer cancer because you are not a vegetarian and eat natural and organic. Because it is the same people, so if she deserves that, everyone who eats fast food should get diseases like cancer. it’s true, as actually most food outside of Whole food is not fit for a roach to eat do not judge as you are santimonious…Only the amish should critize her if anybody because of their lifesytle. Enough said…

  9. christy

    you get what you pay for! she had this done in someones kitchen! if you want to look younger fine, just go to a real doctor or at least a doctors office. it’s not like she’s poor and can’t afford the work.

  10. pamela gilpin

    She used to be breathtaking. I will never forget the first time I saw her on tv seeing Elvis off at the airport in Germany. She was only 14 but .. that face! She was on Biography a year before the botched face job and she was still beautiful then. I can’t blame a beautiful woman in the public eye for trying to stay that way; I am her age and if I could afford it, I would have some work. Too bad she saw that quack.. I hope it can be corrected and/or does not make her sick.

  11. Mariam

    Everyone who had something nasty to say about her…shame on you. The way you let your claws come out in your comments makes me see how ugly and hideous your faces and bodies must look …to get a kick out of knocking someone down like that. Instead of blogging hatred and obvious bitterness, why dont you all invest your time in a therapist and work out those deep seeded “self hate” issues that are so obvious in your jealous comments.

    Im sure you’ve all got something that we can sit here and make fun of…thats why you are showing your ugly , insecure colors.

    People like you disgust me. The slobs of society.

  12. Ember

    Lighten up Miriam!!! she got what she deserved! Shes been a bitch for a long time, I know that personally, and now she got her come-upance. Put out bad energy and it WILL come back to you

  13. Judy

    SHE CHOSE TO DIVORCE ELVIS.BUT SHE LOVES TO USE HIS NAME. THAT’S WHY SHE NEVER MARRIED , DIDN’T WANT TO LOOSE THAT INCOME HE BROUGHT HER, LINDA THOMPSON WAS WITH HIM FOR MANY YEARS , SHE REALLY LOVED HIM, AND STOOD BY HIM,ANN MARGRET WAS GORGEOUS AND HE WAS CLOSE TO HER.PRISCILLA ONLY HAD A SHORT TIME WITH ELVIS AND IT IS SAD THAT SHE MAKES MONEY OFF OF HIS MONEY STILL, WHAT GOES UP GOES AROUND PRISCILLA, NOW YOUR NOT PRETTY ANYMORE.
    YOU THINK YOUR SO SPECIAL CAUSE YOU WERE MARRIED TO HIM A SHORT TIME,
    LOVE IS ACCEPTING HIM AS HE WAS, YOU COULDN’T DO THAT.

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