So that explains it. My sources tell me that the most chilling part of Dancing With The Stars this season is the fact that Priscilla Presley’s body moves but her face doesn’t. If your ass moves, your face should follow! We may now have the answer to this mystery. A bogus Hollywood doctor injected her face with industrial silicon. I don’t think that’s what she thought she was paying for.
An Argentinean doctor named Daniel Serrano hooked Priscilla up with what she thought was something that “worked better than Botox” in 2003. Serrano got himself involved with a slew of Hollywood wives who threw “injection parties” where he would shoot them up. The problem was that Serrano, who was unlicensed, was actually giving these yentas industrial, low-grade silicon. This silicone is used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina. Ugh. Car faces!
Serrano was recently convicted by the federal government for smuggling drugs, and the conspiracy and use of unapproved drugs. He faces deportation.
The silicon is said to cause “lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) he injected. ” So if you note that Priscilla can’t actually swallow water without drooling and looks like your dashboard, you know what’s up.
More photos of Priscilla Presley and Louis Van Amstel leaving the Dancing With the Stars dance studio are after the jump.
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