Prince William Is Loaded

When will my alternate lover Prince Harry get his? Prince William’s loaded now that the trust fund from his Mom got activated because he turned 25 today. 13 MILLION! Nice! William’s ok, but he’s no Harry. I’d like to point out that I was into Prince Harry way before I knew his ass was going to get 13 million to spend on me. So the rest of you jealous bitches can go die or something. I know 13 million might not seem like a lot to some of those crazy rich people out in Hollywood but it does me just fine. Especially when it’s being wielded by the redheaded sexy that is Prince Harry. Grrrrrr. Oh yeah, this story’s supposed to be about his brother. I’m sorry, he’s like a graham cracker.

Wills, upon crossing the 25-year-old threshold, gets the $13 million his mother Princess Diana left him in her will, plus interest and “other income accrued,” according to reports. That translates into about $500,000 to $600,000 per year, on top of the reported $44,000 he makes from being a second lieutenant in the British Army.


Details on Prince William’s expense account are after the jump.

And then, of course, there’s his expense account, which his dad, Prince Charles, takes care of — though sources who knew Wills in high school at Eton tell TMZ that he never ever had spending money, and that his subjects/pals had to fork over cash for everything.

It sounds more like bitch had crocodile arms. Too short to reach his damn pockets. Hmmmph. I’m sorry – if I’m out with Prince Whatever of So and So, he’s buying a round or two.