Prince William, Royal Breast Inspector

March 28th, 2007 // 12 Comments

Eighteen-year-old Ana Ferreira nearly lost her mind when she realized that the hand encircling her boob belonged to none other than Prince William. On his first free night since commencing a tank commander course, William decided it was time to party with his buddies. And by party, I mean get drunk and enjoy the company of teenaged girls who happily offered him the of use their bosoms. According to Ferreira, who is smiling like she just cured cancer in The Sun article from which I gleaned this choice quote:

“I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast.

“I thought it couldn’t be the future king — but now I’ve seen the picture it’s no wonder he has a smile on his face! He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them.”

And in addition to being skilled in the fine art of public groping, William is also a very friendly host, and was photographed in the company of a nineteen-year-old blonde named Lisa Agar, whom he invited back to his barracks. She left at 4:15AM, presumably after their marathon-game of Monopoly ended, I’m totally sure.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. I’m more disappointed about his popped collar. You would think the son of a fashion icon would know better than that.

  2. Jennyo

    I think that’s wishful thinking. It looks more like he’s groping her ribcage.

  3. MJK

    Jennyo…Perfectly put.

    For that to have been a “breast grope” that chick would have to have been much more than the A cup that she is…

    Nice try honey, but, no cigar.

  4. MrsPrinceWills

    Oh, wow. I’ve missed Wills and Harry and I didn’t even know it – WHY are we sending them to war again??? We gossip hounds need them.

    p.s. That hand may not be squarely on the prize, but it’s looking for it alright.

  5. Yeah for real, she has no breasts *to* grope.

    William is definitely looking sloshed. Haha


  6. lucky bitch for his sake i would of denied i hope he breaks up with that ugly grl kat middleton

  7. Rrrrrright. Anyone coming forward with this story should actually HAVE breasts.

    This chick is built like a 12 year old boy.

  8. AJ

    Seriously, I don’t think he has any clue that he is holding her breast. There is hardly one even there, so he may not have realized…she is a very pretty woman, though. But seriously, he has more PR saavy than to have done that purposefully…I hope…otherwise he just hit the top of my “pig” list…

  9. ifyousayso

    i think with their height difference, that’s where his arm/hand just naturally fell. i would guess that he didn’t even know he was “groping” her.

    besides, she’s kind of turned into him, so it’s more like his hand was on her ribcage, unless her boobs are a foot apart.

  10. Tianni

    Who wants to gues how much she got for that “groping” picture. Wishful thinking on her part, but it certainly got her her 5 seconds of fame

  11. THAT’S not a grope! You want to see a GROPE, check out the pic of little brother Harry with Natalie Pinkham from last year….now THAT was a grope! This is a hand on a rib cage.

  12. hazel17

    don’t you actually have to HAVE breasts to have them groped?


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