Prince Adopts Twins

September 21st, 2007 // 15 Comments

See those two ladies with His Royal Badness? They’re called “The Twinz”, and they’re Prince’s newest lady accessories! I love when Prince reduces women to the status of handbags and gives them sexy G.I. Joe codenames. You had Vanity, Apollonia (“since Prince was on Apollonia”) Sheila E., Cat, Diamond, and Pearl! And now? “Twinz”! Prince and “Twinz” attended a Matthew Williamson show during London Fashion Week and busted out a song. Do you know who Prince is?

At first it seemed the 49-year-old music icon was simply another front row spectator at the Matthew Williamson show – the designer’s first in London since 2002 – as he took his seat next to Sting’s wife Trudie Styler. The first indication that the audience was about to be treated to something a little out of the ordinary came as the musician’s backing dancers sashayed down the runway wearing gowns in the singer’s hallmark purple.

A ripple of excitement went through the crowd as the girls – identical twins known simply as Twinz – began to dance. Prince then launched into song and stepped up onto the stage as spectators captured the moment on their mobile phones.

“He really wanted to do this, and you don’t say no to Prince,” said Matthew, who’d met the singer only weeks before at one of his London gigs.

No, you don’t say no to Prince! Do you think he just sat there silently during the show or did he ask Trudie where he could find the best whorehouse in Germany? Her husband knows. And I wonder – does Matthew Williamson design extremely feminine suits for short guys in satin fabric? Have you ever seen him wear anything else? Maybe he just likes to look.


By J. Harvey

  1. heama603

    Sounds like they could all be a BratZ collection.

  2. darcy

    Don’t forget Carmen Elecktra. He gave her that name as well.

  3. Persistent Cat

    I love when Prince reduces women to the status of handbags Kudos my good man, well written.

    But I love their shoes.

  4. sandy

    Prince is a has-been freakshow. I thought he changed his name to a number or a symbol. Sounds schizophrenic to me.

  5. nastybugger

    Cat, I love their shoes, too!

    probably WAY out of my price range, but maybe I can find a knock-off at DSW…

  6. Persistent Cat

    Nasty, BCBGirls has a gorgeous silver/grey pair very similar with a slightly lower heel (still high but not whore high). I think the style is called Tracy or something like that. Aldo will have a pair out in October (I know because they are featured on their website but I couldn’t find them so I emailed them, yeah, I have a shoe fetish.

  7. Applespice

    For a moment, I honeslty thought he had adopted children. I thought my eyes were going to pop out of my head in shock…

  8. nastybugger

    nothing wrong with a shoe fetish…I have an affinity for handbags, myself…

    I’m actually impressed with your knowledge of the shoe world!

  9. Persistent Cat

    It’s my version of helping the world. Hey, I’m a giver.

  10. nisey

    You forgot Wendy and Lisa

  11. nisey

    You forgot Wendy and Lisa

  12. Alexis

    “My name is Prince, and I am funky.
    My name is Prince, the one and only…
    In the beginning God made the sea.
    But on the 7th day he made me.”

    Damn straight.

  13. devil

    Prince would be in the top-three on my list of celebrities that I think should just fall off the face of the earth. Really, what’s the point of him?

  14. Cha Cha Loca

    I don’t know how he is always surrounded by women. He looks like a gay chihuahua. His clothes are just fucking ridiculous and I’m not into sex with men who are smaller than I am and wear more make-up than I do.

  15. Mandeisha Styles

    Prince is one of the most adorable men I have ever met in my life.

    His a big Teddy Bear on the inside.
    All men have that soft centre on the inside. You just have to know when and how to draw it out!!!

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