Prince Adopts Twins

See those two ladies with His Royal Badness? They’re called “The Twinz”, and they’re Prince’s newest lady accessories! I love when Prince reduces women to the status of handbags and gives them sexy G.I. Joe codenames. You had Vanity, Apollonia (“since Prince was on Apollonia”) Sheila E., Cat, Diamond, and Pearl! And now? “Twinz”! Prince and “Twinz” attended a Matthew Williamson show during London Fashion Week and busted out a song. Do you know who Prince is?

At first it seemed the 49-year-old music icon was simply another front row spectator at the Matthew Williamson show – the designer’s first in London since 2002 – as he took his seat next to Sting’s wife Trudie Styler. The first indication that the audience was about to be treated to something a little out of the ordinary came as the musician’s backing dancers sashayed down the runway wearing gowns in the singer’s hallmark purple.

A ripple of excitement went through the crowd as the girls – identical twins known simply as Twinz – began to dance. Prince then launched into song and stepped up onto the stage as spectators captured the moment on their mobile phones.

“He really wanted to do this, and you don’t say no to Prince,” said Matthew, who’d met the singer only weeks before at one of his London gigs.

No, you don’t say no to Prince! Do you think he just sat there silently during the show or did he ask Trudie where he could find the best whorehouse in Germany? Her husband knows. And I wonder – does Matthew Williamson design extremely feminine suits for short guys in satin fabric? Have you ever seen him wear anything else? Maybe he just likes to look.


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