Prince Harry Breaks Up With Cressida Bonas And Prepares For The Invictus Games

April 29th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Single Prince Harry? It’s single Prince Harry! Yes!

We’d heard rumors that Harry and his lady love of two years Cressida Bonas had called it quits, and we finally got the confirmation today. A source close to the prince told People, “He found her too needy and it just wasn’t working out.”

Prince Harry didn’t look too sad about it as he was selecting players for the upcoming Invictus Games today. Although that could just be a ruse. 

I never really got him and Cressida together, but two years is a long time to be with anyone, so he’s gotta be a little sad. I wonder how much of their break-up had to do with Cressida’s…lack of royal poise? Does that make sense? Let’s just say, she was no Kate Middletonand that’s what Harry needs.

Can he just marry Pippa and make all my double date dreams come true? Hopefully. Launch the gallery to check out all the photos of Harry getting some work done today. Good luck on the lady hunt, Prince Ginger. In case you were curious, I am available and willing to deal with royal duties. Side note: today is Kate and Prince William’s anniversary. Coincidence?!?!

By Sabba Rahbar

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