Previously On A Socialite’s Life

August 15th, 2004 // Leave a Comment

Vincent Gallo’s The Brown Bunny book and billboard.
Paris Hilton climbs a fence.
Choire Sicha ends reign as Gawker editor.
The tragic Lil’ Kim.
Britney Spears is a stepmonster.
The Paris Hilton and Charlotte Church nipple alert.
Mary Kate Olsen’s t-shirt, and the twins dorm.
Britney Spears’ alleged stalker is not as attractive as Catherine Zeta Jones’ alleged stalker.
Mischa Barton’s movie theater zipper trick.
A few blind items.
A fake pantyless Olsen Twin photo.
Julia Child is dead.
Tinkerbell is missing.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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